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Kimpossible Truths's avatar

I rewrote Margarittaville for you:

Living on fake news

Watching the death tolls

All of us too scared to leave our front doors

Spending my free time

Shopping on Amazon

Waiting for 2 weeks to flatten the curve

Chorus:

Wasting away again in Jabberitaville

Searching for my next booster shot

Some people claim there is a Fauci to blame

But I don't, I joined his cult

Don't know the reason

Since vaccination

Nothing is sure but this case of chest pain

But it's a real failure

A quadruple by passer

How it got here I haven't a clue

Chorus

I blew out a brain cell

Fell down the staircase

Cut my head had to cruise to the ER

But there are more booster

And soon it will render

That clot shot concoction

That helps me hang on

Chorus:

Wasting away again in Jabberitaville

Searching for my next booster shot

Some people claim there's a Fauci to blame

But I don’t.

I joined his cult

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Jami's avatar

My first thought when I heard JB had passed, was wondering if the jabs had hastened his demise. It's the same thought I have whenever I hear of an untimely death. We'll probably never know. At least JB pretty much made it to the age of average male US life expectancy.

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